Extraterrestrial Booty HoundHe hailed from a far-away planet, came to Earth and said, "Damnit! There's just one sun and twelve billion buns, but the best booty's on a shemale named Janet."Extraterrestrial Booty Hound
Chasing LanaSetting: Smallville, KansasChasing Lana
Main characters: Luke Skywalker, Clark Kent, Lana Lang
Secondary roles: Lionel and Lex Luthor
Extra credit: The TWoP Smallville forum thread "Lines that will never be said on Smallville", of which I have used at least two.
Obligatory Legal Boilerplate: I don't own these characters. If I did, Lana would have died in the meteor shower and Luke would have screwed Han in the back of the Millennium Falcon a looong time ago.
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Luke Skywalker did not know that he could still be shocked.
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You may not realize it, but it's 100% true.
*PLEASE READ THIS WHOLE POST IT'S SO DAMN TRUE*
1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
8. You are special and unique.
9. Someone that you don't even know exists, loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.
12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.
13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great. add this as a comment to ten of ur friends tonight and at midnight your true love will find you. Something good will happen to you at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Whoever breaks this chain letter will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years..."
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"Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man." -The Big Lebowski
And you have been given a bag of gummy bears to throw back!
So throw them at the next innocent person that standing near you!
RULES!!!
1-You must throw gummy bears at at least '6' people!
Your ammunition!
2-You can't throw a gummy bear at the person who threw one at you.
3-Unfortunately, you can't eat them.
4-Start spreading the gummy bear throwing love around DA!
Let the chucking commence!
bwahhaa! O-o
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